Red Dead Redemption: 10 Hilarious John Marston Quotes

Bell's old buddy Cleet describes the group as "bad men...doing bad things," and as he isn't known to be a good person himself, if even he thinks they're bad, they must be. Also, Source a newspaper article about Micah, released after his death, claims that while leading the gang, people feared his reputation as he was known to have killed "nearly two dozen m


Exploring a house to uncover clues about what happened makes the plot thicken as you progress. A twist at the end of Gone Home keeps you on the edge of your seat. As a first-person adventure game, Gone Home is phenome


One of the most common issues in the console release of Red Dead Redemption 2 saw players continuously accidentally shooting NPCs they were only trying to talk to, thanks to the confusing controller layout Rockstar had implemented to account for the game's vast array of interactive options, many of which are context-sensitive and some only occurring once or twice throughout the lengthy campaign. The PC version here, thanks to a keyboard, does not have such issues, but instead decides to assign seemingly half the available keys to one action or another, causing a bit of confusion until the player gets used to picking options with G, R, F, E, or I on the fly depending on the situat


It won’t be long after the prologue chapter that Arthur will be able to explore the open road. Traveling along on your chosen horse can be relaxing, but sooner or later someone will approach asking for help after being bitten by a sn


Dutch Van Der Linde, leader of Arthur's gang and family, is perhaps the most interesting catalyst Rockstar has ever created. Equal parts Charles Manson and Jesse James, Dutch leads his family of outlaws from one bad situation into another, always scrambling to avoid rival gangs and the government while also being unable to pull himself away from the deep-seated hatred he holds for people who he feels have wronged him. The player, as Arthur, has been with Dutch ever since he was a young man, having joined up with the gang in his early teens, and thinks of Dutch not only as a leader and brother-in-arms, but also as the closest thing he's ever had to a father figure. Much like Manson, over time Dutch has surrounded himself with younger men and women, placing himself in the position of authority over them, telling his "family" time and time again he is the only one who can keep them safe, as long as they trust him complet


Grand Theft Auto V and Red Dead Redemption 2 are both phenomenal games. In this scenario though, there can only be one winner. What Rockstar game has proven itself to be the better experience? What gives players more bang for their buck? All of these questions and more will weigh out the possibilities in a somewhat mathematical approach to evaluating the two games. At the end of the day, it comes down to preference and again, they are both fantastic games. This is just an interesting exercise so let’s have fun with


A new era of gaming began when Myst was released in 1993. All of a sudden, because of this first-person puzzle and adventure game, Macs were viable gaming machines, and music and visuals were not only important, they were a make-or-break feature. The age of dot-matrix graphics was officially coming to an end, but the FP adventure and exploration games were still going str


At one point during the game, little Jack Marston and Dutch encounter a dog that has gotten into the camp, they decide to keep him and name him Cain. Afterward, the dog can be found wandering around the c


Rockstar fumbled the multiplayer portion of Grand Theft Auto V at the time of the game’s launch in 2013, but it is now inarguably the biggest part of that package. The game still sells today and there is no hard data to suggest people skip the campaign in order to play multiplayer, but given the amount of people still playing Grand Theft Auto Online , well, one can at least infer it. Red Dead Redemption 2’s online portion was also botched and could eventually get better, but as of right now it is


In context, this quote isn't necessarily as funny as some of the others, but it's certainly a good euphemism. In a moment John shares with his son, Jack, the two of them see an airplane (or "aeroplane," as it were) and while Jack stands in awe of the sight, John has a more pessimistic reception to it. He knows the reality behind air travel and makes such clear when he says the quote above. Out of context, though, the quote does sound pretty hilari


Mrs. Grimshaw is one of the most useful members of the gang as she regularly organizes the group, particularly when they're setting up a new camp. Yet, that doesn't stop Micah from shooting and killing


There's a moment in the opening mission of Red Dead Online where, while holding the left shift button and periodically tapping A or D to keep up a proper horse-riding pace alongside a NPC, the player is told they will be allowed to do whatever they want as soon as they hear out what the next NPC has to say, stating, " After all, freedom out on the range can wait a few minutes longer, can't it? " Once the destination is reached and the aforementioned conversation occurs, upon exiting the cutscene and returning to gameplay with yet another mandatory task to complete, the same character quips " The sooner you do it, the sooner you'll be don