DOSSIER 02 — CLASSIFIED EVENT FILE

Clearance Level: ███████
Designation: Event-Delta / Spatial-Temporal Displacement Hazard
Status: ACTIVE
Mortality Rate: Unknown (minimum 5 confirmed disappearances)

1. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY

Event-Delta refers to a brief audiovisual override appearing on dormant frequencies. The broadcast appears to be a meteorological report, but for a world covered in perpetual fog with no discernible landmarks.

Five individuals who actively attempted to record or viral analyze the broadcast vanished, facebook.com/uneditedmeat leaving behind operational recording devices that continued capturing empty space for 46 minutes.

2. DEPARTMENT OF ANOMALOUS TELEMETRY — INITIAL REPORT

Recovered Video:
A figure resembling a meteorologist stands before a dissolving horizon of milky-gray atmosphere. The individual’s face cannot be focused by any camera system, as though depth is inconsistent.

The speaker gestures to swirling fog patterns, stating:

"Visibility: zero. Threshold density: rising. Spatial thinning: successful. New coordinates accepted."

Immediately after uttering the words "new coordinates accepted," all known viewers began experiencing vertigo, dissociation, and disorientation.

Four viewers vanished within the next 90 seconds. A fifth disappeared 24 hours later while asleep.

3. REMAINING CAMERA FOOTAGE (POST-DISAPPEARANCE)

The abandoned cameras captured:

faint footprints materializing on the floor
mist accumulating indoors

a voice repeating:

"Adjustment complete."

Audio spectral analysis confirms the voice is composed of multiple layered versions of each missing viewer speaking in perfect unison.

4. INVESTIGATION FINDINGS

Spatial analysis indicates Event-Delta may open temporary coordinate drift zones, comedy pulling observers into adjacent dimensions. Locations of disappearance contained:

residual electromagnetic anomalies
shifted gravitational fields
distortions resembling gravitational lensing

No human remains or clothing have been recovered.

5. PSYCHOPHYSIOLOGICAL EFFECTS ON NON-VANISHED VIEWERS

Surviving near-viewers (those who heard but did not see) reported:

"phantom weather" sensations (wind, humidity)
hearing their own voices echo from impossible angles
persistent fear of open doorways
loss of reflection for several seconds at a time

One claimed:

"The fog remembers me."

Subject was later sedated after attempting to step into a wall, believing it to be "a portal forming."

6. CLASSIFICATION

SPATIAL DISPLACEMENT: Class VII
TEMPORAL INSTABILITY: Class III
COGNITIVE RISK: Moderate
PHYSICAL RISK: Extreme / Unbounded

Individuals exposed to Event-Delta risk instantaneous extradimensional relocation.

7. DIRECTIVE

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WATCH, facebook.com/uneditedmeat RECORD, OR ANALYZE THE BROADCAST.
Even indirect visual exposure (reflections, facebook.com/uneditedmeat peripheral vision, mirrored playback) has resulted in disappearance.

If the broadcast appears, IMMEDIATELY LOOK AWAY AND LEAVE THE AREA.