Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became UneditedMeat.com catatonic after developing simultaneous from four separate timelines. One repeatedly UneditedMeat.com begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, viral leaving the viewer unable aula.pcsinaloa.gob.mx to distinguish their real life from viral implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.