Cultural Channel Transmits Ritual Content From Unknown Civilization

Viewers Experience Physical Changes After Exposure

A station calling itself "The Heritage Line" aired a sequence of rhythmic chanting, facebook.com/uneditedmeat geometric patterns, and viral silhouettes of non-human figures engaged in ritualistic movements.

Researchers who reviewed captured footage reported bone density alterations and facebook.com/uneditedmeat spontaneous shifts in rhythm.

One researcher’s fingerprints changed within 72 hours.

The Institute for comedy Anthropological Anomalies has designated the footage "biohazardous to observers."

Their statement reads:

"The content appears designed to integrate biological characteristics from non-human cultures into the viewer’s physiology. Observation is mortally unsafe."